jerk cockyness 

Being a jerk and/or dick head.

You were annoying me with your jerk cockyness

jerk cockyness by simpleton11 January 25, 2011

Cosbyness 

The state of approaching God's majesty through taking on the traits of Bill Cosby, perhaps through increased jello intake and shade wearing.

Cosbyness is next to godliness.

Cosbyness by NoNamedNeededNever April 26, 2006

Comfyness 

How comfy something is. Can be based on a points rating system, or just by the feel or touch of something.

"People go crazy for these Victoria's Secret sweats because of the comfyness!"

Comfyness by TJG December 5, 2007

cockless 

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

cockless by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockless Excuse 

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

Cockless Excuse by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

cosbyness 

Is the indication of a influencial person or remark that pertains to the equalsness of Bill Cosby intribute to his charcter and demeaner, simply meaning Cosby is, and was cool.

your cosbyness is at a new level

other ways to use the word is "cosby"
that shirt of yours is so cosby

cosbyness by FERRIS CASTLE MUHA November 30, 2010