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cockular 

someone who is well known for getting the cock (the male genitalia).
skylark is very cockular!
cockular by cockular May 14, 2016

Cockular 

When a girl receives much social attention only because of sexual favors towards lots of men. This word is related to popular.
All the guys wanna hang out with Cramer because she is so cockular since she gave head to five men at the party.
Cockular by Gizzman500 December 31, 2009

Cockular Cleaning 

An oral action performed on a male by another individual
She gave me quite the cockular cleaning last night.
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016