cockmance 

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

cockmance by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

cocktractor 

A woman or man (hopefully not) who will work for dick.

Joel you're such a fucking cocktractor.

cocktractor by The fucking man September 21, 2008

cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.

"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"

cockglancer by Dwave May 8, 2008

Cockmancer 

One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.

Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.

Cockmancer by njdude2105 September 30, 2016

clicktrance 

A degenerate state of computer usage where you stop caring about accomplishing anything or bettering yourself in any way. The only thing that remains is to click on random hyperlinks in your browser, look at the similarly random pages they link to, then click on something else and forget everything you just saw. Can also refer to similarly meaningless clicking in games like minesweeper.

Used a couple of times on boingboing.net, which as we all know, must make it a legitimate term.

"I couldn't do my homework because I was stuck in a clicktrance."
"Are you saying you're a druggie?!"

clicktrance by Logical Dash aka BlackMonkeyMage March 1, 2005

cocktranize 

The act of lying about your partner’s penis size, by saying that it is “big”.

Don’t cocktranize me Sharon, I know mine is just average sized.

cocktranize by asstrozombie December 1, 2021

cocktract 

binding agreement whereby a female pledges to keep her vagina free of any other cock except "cocktractee" for a predetermined amount of time.

You know fucking George violates our cocktract, you owe me $1000, to get my std test, BITCH!

cocktract by timats October 22, 2012