cocksnorting

A sexual practice wherein one partner puts his or her nose to the shaft of the other partner's penis and inhales sharply, creating a vacuum which stimulates the nerve endings.

"Me and my girl got into cock-snorting recently... best orgasm ever!"

"I swear I could hear your mom across the hall cocksnorting the night away. Sounded like a pig eating slop."

cocksnorting by Doublemint Hoover August 5, 2008

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cocksnarfing

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!

I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!

cocksnarfing by Tanath April 23, 2006

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cocksnorting • COCKSHIRTING • cocksnarfing • cockstorming

cockstorming

Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.

cockstorming, a brain session to solve one's flatulency

cockstorming by cockstorming May 6, 2009

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COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

COCKSHIRTING by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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