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Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...
"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"
Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnott 

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"
That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!
cocksnott by biggdogg September 4, 2003

COCKSLOBBER 

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.
"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"
COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006

Cocknobs 

Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.
While attempting to hack into a friend's email, Mark loses his patients and blurts "cocknobs"
Cocknobs by Sethbot May 31, 2007

cocksnogger 

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis
Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
cocksnogger by Matt February 29, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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