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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2
Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays
Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello
cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

cockshuffler

a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)

spreading the love
What a shifty slut.
She's a total cockshuffler but none of the guys know they're on a roster.
cockshuffler by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit
Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.
cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit 

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.
*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.
Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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