cockschmoe

1. A lowly, bitter person; an individual who acts in a base or ugly manner.

2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.

3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.

1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."

2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."

3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."

cockschmoe by Omar G. December 3, 2003

cockaschmozles 

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

cockaschmozles by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009

cockschmerzen

coolest ig account. account of 2 ppl that love each other v much <33333 lalalala lyyy hdl drain gang

also when ur cock hurts haher

ich hab so cockschmerzen

cockschmerzen by cockschmerzen</3 June 22, 2023

Cockshmellow

1. A delightfully friendly, unpretentious, and approachable cock.
2. Something that manages to be both firm and soft in spirit, combining confidence with warmth.
3. A humorous term for someone or something that is simultaneously bold, comforting, and easygoing.

Don’t be intimidated he’s more cockshmellow than he’s cocky

Cockshmellow by The Arm Desolis June 7, 2026