Cock Polish 

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

Cock Polish by The Rockit February 10, 2010

cockopolis 

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

cockopolis by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

cockpolishing 

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

cockpolishing by richnfamous January 24, 2009

Cock Polish 

Spit

Throw some cock polish on it and put in work!

Cock Polish by Mantis Tobaggan September 5, 2022

Cockpolisher 

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.

Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.

Cockpolisher by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022