cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

cockblocalypse by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

Word of the Day on May 21, 2011

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Cockalypse

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.

Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.

Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

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Related Words

cockpocalypse • Cockalypse • cockblocalypse • cowpocalypse

cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks

guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"

cockpocalypse by maddawgc January 7, 2010

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cockpocalypse

when there are no girls in a room (or seems like) but plent of guys

Guy1: I cant find a single girl in the place
Guy2: Yeah its like a cockpocalypse

cockpocalypse by b1ackace108 November 25, 2009

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cowpocalypse

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it

cowpocalypse by soysauce5 November 13, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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