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Cucknugget 

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.

A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.
The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.
Cucknugget by Lokaris May 30, 2016
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Cocknugget 

a. Someone who is really full of himself.
b. Someone who really pisses you off.
c. Someone who will not listen when you speak.
d. Slang for asshole
e. Also can be slang for faggot
Cocknugget by Nicholas Brooks February 28, 2004
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cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.
Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.

Cocknugget 

I sure could go for some cocknuggets, maybe Kentucky Fried Cock has some?
Cocknugget by M2991 February 22, 2011

Cocknugget 

Another word for chode. A form of insult. A fat man who looks like a hairy chode. A Nugget which looks like a cock. A fucked up man who likes cock.
Man, that guys a cocknugget.
He is seriously cocknugget.
THATS ONE FUCKING COCKNUGGET!
Cocknugget by Addles April 3, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026