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11. cockmonger
1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
by The Babysat Jul 18, 2004 add a video
1. cockmonger
someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
by scott burrill Dec 9, 2003 add a video
2. cockmonger
One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
by Seth Mar 23, 2005 add a video
3. cockmonger
A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
4. cockmonger
Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.
TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"
5. cockmonger
Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.
George Bush is a cockmonger.
6. cockmonger
One who loves the cock.
Jack Anderson
by Dan Riss Jan 16, 2003 add a video
7. cockmonger
A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
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