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Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Cackling Hen Society 

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.
two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"
Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Cocking Nora 

The phrase "cocking nora" is British slang for "Fucking Hell" as "cocking" is another way to say fucking and "Nora" is used to day hell like in the phrase "bloody nora".
Cocking Nora!, I just hit my car against the wall.

mask cocking 

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.
People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.
mask cocking by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

cocking it off 

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night