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Crackheads Chance 

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.
Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.
Crackheads Chance by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Cockteasian 

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

Cockheist 

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.
That was a pretty extreme cockheist.
Cockheist by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006

General Cockhead 

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
General Cockhead by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
cockhead by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004

cockheading 

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
cockheading by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008