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Cockfunnel 

Cockfunnel \Kok-Fun-Nel; CockFonel\, Descriptive Noun:
An expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus's at once into his or hers various orifices. Reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.
Dude did you hear what Drew did to his ex girlfriend, That guy is such a fucking cockfunnel.
Cockfunnel by The Seeker January 17, 2008
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cock funnel 

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.
You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.
cock funnel by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011
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Cockfuel 

Clothing and/or situations involving females that have the tendency to fuel the cock.
Those tight little jeans and that tank top titty overload are bringing a truckload of cockfuel into town.
Cockfuel by Ltz1 October 16, 2011

Cockrunner 

The guy who fucks the cockstar star after her job as a “pornstar.” Usually the “legal” extra migrant worker with the biggest dick and balls figuratively.
My buddy Thumpy was a cockrunner for pornhub. He’d fuck the remainder talents without competition. So he sued the company. Facts
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026