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Cockrobbed 

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less
I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!
Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

cockroids 

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids so can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockprop 

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.
"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."
cockprop by Jim February 23, 2005

cockroach 

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan
cockroach by nbc August 19, 2004

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???