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cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

cockfart 

An multipurpose adjective/insult variation of cock that can be used on any unsavory character.
That Ryan guy is such a cockfart
cockfart by Sam Jorden December 9, 2008

cockfarm 

group of men, often: group of horny men
"Lissy turned around, and saw that cockfarm heading for her. She fled and locked herself into the toilet until the club closed."
cockfarm by Mrs. Lissy January 25, 2007

cockfarmer 

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.
Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?
cockfarmer by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cockference 

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference
cockference by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference 

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
cockference by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011