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Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.
Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

cockenstien 

The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.
Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.
cockenstien by nighthawk5000 December 20, 2010

bockenstein 

A unique woman who’s soul animal is a chicken and her primary love a attraction is of a German man
Te amo bockenstein
bockenstein by Evetsgsta May 19, 2021

cankenstein 

What Badger calls the Meth he and Jesse made in S:1 E:5.
Badger: "You are a genius, bro! This cankenstein is unreal! When we get back I'm gonna burn that dollar bill suit, 'cause we're gonna make some mad dough!"
Jesse: "It's not right..."
cankenstein by SonyBravia March 12, 2025