when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left
unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge
bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge
bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.
Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha
Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.
Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha
Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.
by alejandr000 April 15, 2011
When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010