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9 definitions by Oeltjens

 
1.
When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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2.
A guy slaps his dick on a girl's chest as hard as he can and screams "Woooooooo!"
"I gave your mother the Ric Flair last night"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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3.
The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"
"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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4.
When a girl reaches in a guy's pocket and plays with a his dick
"I heard Anna gave Jimmy a pocket adventure in physics class!"
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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5.
Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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6.
A bad ass song from the band Scars on Broadway. Probably their number one hit.
"If you were me could you defend,
The given rights to all of men,
Let's fuck the world with all its trend,
They say it's all about to end,
They say it's all about to end"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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7.
A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.
"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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