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Cocktoberfest

A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.

aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"
"This party is such a cocktoberfest, all sausage, no bun"
Cocktoberfest by Pete Za October 11, 2003

cocktober 

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
cocktober by moonlightbizzle October 4, 2018

Cocktober 

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏
Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏
Cocktober by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019

cocktober 

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”
cocktober by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020

Cocktober 

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight
Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Cocktober by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.
cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006