A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.
"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".
by demar77 March 30, 2008
A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.
Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.
by anthony nelson March 04, 2011