cockblocktail 

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.

I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.

cockblocktail by fredcasa April 3, 2011

cockblockalypse 

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

cockblockalypse by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

cockblockalips 

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

cockblockalips by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

Cockblockalypse Now 

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

Cockblockalypse Now by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011