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cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening
Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!
cocktathalon by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015
Like a marathon but with cocks.
Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.
cockathon by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007

cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.
dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..
cockfather by jimissobored November 6, 2014

cock bath 

The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.

This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.
cock bath by tndo February 19, 2015
Theres a cockathon going on in that barn over there!
Cockathon by peterpan101 July 8, 2009

cockbatswanamania 

when ur cock is huge like mine and girls say its to big for them u suffer from cockbatswanamania
wanna bang
no thats waaaaaayy to big
i know i have a super colosil penis i suffer form cockbatswanamania