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cockbarnaclesex
Any overt sign of an active STD, visibly present on a man's penis, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.
She ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty cockbarnacle.
#cock#std#asscheese#asscheddar#twat cheddar
by Pope Antonio April 30, 2006
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cock barnacleunknown
(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
#cock#stalker#annoying#clingy#obsessed#barnacle
by lanstopher March 05, 2009
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Cock Barnacleunknown
One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.
by Bill H Black July 06, 2005
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Cock barnaclessex
A guy with Herpes on his dick
"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"
#herpes#cold sores#stds#zoster#sti
by Drfrankenstoner August 07, 2015
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