Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

Cocknotist by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

cockasoris rex 

An unusually large male penis referred by chicks as a Cockasoris Rex because or its shier size of

9+ inches

Sheman's huge cockasoris Rex was way to big for Nippi's tight little pussy that could only fit a mini sharpy.

cockasoris rex by master martin big long June 27, 2009