Cock-Death

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.

"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."

Cock-Death by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

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Cock Death

A penis that has been exposed to extreme cold temperatures and is to the point where it is frostbitten and black

Man you got that Cock Death

Cock Death by Cock Master9998989 October 23, 2013

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Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

Death Cock by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

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black cock of death

aka BCOF
a huge massive cock, resembling that of a black man's COCK.

don't fuckin' mess with me or I'll own you with the black cock of death!

black cock of death by the jesus November 21, 2004

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Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

Death by Horse Cock by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

cockfeather

Similar to puffing one’s chest out; but much more “douchebaggy”.

He has is cockfeathers all puffed up after his brand new haircut.

cockfeather by ElBiggoRiggo March 9, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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