| 1. | Penis Connoisseur | ||
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A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis. Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10
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| 2. | Cock connoisseur | ||
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An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process. Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.
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| 3. | Glory Hole Mole | ||
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Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.
A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy. A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls. Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy. There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.
All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy! |
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| 4. | G.C.C. | ||
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This is an abbreviation for "grandpa cock connoisseur". This refers to someone (usually female) who prefers the penis of older men, potentially elderly and senile. This girl is in her early twenties and has had a series of daddy issues she is trying to solve by sleeping with men her dads age. Dude 1: "dude what's with maggie?"
Dude 2: "IDK man, she's a major G.C.C." Dude 1: "a what?" Dude 2: "a Grandpa Cock Connoisseur" Dude 1: "oh yeah, she totally likes old wiener" |
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| 5. | Cock Scout | ||
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Any person who is on the look out for fine dicks. Not necessarily a homosexual. A phallus connoisseur. My sister has quite the collection of cocks on her phone; she considers herself a cock scout.
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| 6. | blowjob artist | ||
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An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist
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| 7. | Hollywood Slut Syndrome | ||
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A person who will do anything to get a part in a movie or a part on a television show! Even if that means using their body for acts of prostitution to trade sex for acting roles. See casting couch or portable casting couch.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air. Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster. Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be found in the pages of The Valley of The Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.
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Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent. -On the phone with her mother Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye. -Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics- Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome. Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me. Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that... |
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