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1) n. One who directly or indirectly prevents five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification either intentionally or accientally.

2) v. To directly or indirectly prevent five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification, intentionally or otherwise.
1)My roommate is such a cock wall. He broke up the party just when the sorority girls got there.

2) Your mom really cock walled us all when she came home early and stopped the orgy.
by Taub 3 April 24, 2006

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