palm tree cock 

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.

Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.

palm tree cock by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover December 13, 2006

christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

christmas tree cock by trojanlover February 13, 2007

Tree Cock 

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.

Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.

Tree Cock by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014

Cock in a tree 

A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.

Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.

Cock in a tree by Jay123456789 August 19, 2007

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

fucking two trees with the same cock by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

Handy Cocktree by disorca July 19, 2010