Top Definition
When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!
by disorca July 19, 2010

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