cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

by Spazz13 November 24, 2004

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries

Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.

by gerald grren May 19, 2008