Chuck norris cock

A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.

1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.

2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock

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Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

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A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

Cock Check by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

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A sport practiced at most ivy league colleges where you throw some P.C. motherfucker into a river with a bag on his head.

Johnny sighed "I can't believe the professor gave me so much homework! I am going to miss the cuckchuck tonight!"

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Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

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A man(barely) who thinks he is always right, has no cock(except for the one in his ass), and is usually intolerable in all aspects of his life.

Cockcheck by Gavid February 24, 2009

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Enjoying watching your girl being pounded by a 8 inch throbbing pipe.

Man i enjoy being a cockcucker with my girl.

Cockcucker by N8te inches December 30, 2018

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