Pile of coat hangers 

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

"Your car is fucked up like a pile of coat hangers!"

Pile of coat hangers by Bob Dole1983 February 9, 2010

padded coat hangers 

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

padded coat hangers by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Coat Hanger Dodger 

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

Coat Hanger Dodger by Dekker August 2, 2008

coat hanger nipples

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.

"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"

coat hanger nipples by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006

coat hanger 

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

coat hanger by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

coat hanger 

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

coat hanger by gus gus February 25, 2004