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(noun)
Any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.
"Man, check out this coast-to-coaster of mine from last summer!" *holds up polaroid*
by Zor Prime December 01, 2003

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