Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting
by Chekosoncm March 19, 2018
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What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed
Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach
by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018
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Fucking ugly ass middle aged bitch that nobody likes and is always says the shittest things nobody likes
“Coach W? Oh that guy fucking sucks.”
by Sam Kinisin May 20, 2022
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When an adult coach farts during youth football film session and blames a child.
“Man Coach Steefe dropped some ass in our youth football film session, there was no air circulation, his name is now Coach FilmFart”
by FriendOfSteefe September 13, 2021
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The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!
Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!
by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019
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grimy little bitch man who thinks he can still act like a teenager. small dick big ego having ass man. (vape smasher” loves to fuck the hell out of his bony wife. hates feminine men. will destroy any hair ties on the wrist of mankind. (probably starves wife as a kink)
eyan eason: “coach snelick has a fat ass!!”

drew thornton: “bro i know look at that fatty”
by penis…..head May 15, 2022
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