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Cable News Network.
An established, successful cable news channel which is maligned by both neo-conservatives and the far left. One viewing it as the liberal boogeyman, slanting its news to appeal to dirty commies, and those who "hate america", and the other views it as lip service to corperate america and the bush administration. For the most part its in the middle, in order to gain the most amount of viewers. Somewhat less spastic than fox news and msnbc in terms of raving idiots hosting "hard hitting" political discussion shows. neocon: I'm not watching the CLINTON NEWS NETWORK, its run by that filthy socialist sypathizer ted turner.
Leftist: CNN is just a mouthpiece for KORPERATE AMERIKKKA. Theyre helping THE MAN keep us down. |
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Crisis News Network.
The widely known and watched news station on TV, CNN, which ACTUALLY stands for "Cable News Network", will take almost any subject, and will over-exaggerate it to death. Most of the time, running news stories for weeks at a time. CNN will also take any subject, and try and create news off things that are connected TO the subject, but talk about things that have no relation to the point "Breaking news, catasrophe in downtown Toronto, a Go-Train has stopped 50 meters from the station. Police don't know what caused the incident, but noone was believed to be hurt. Foul play has been ruled out."
"Now Tom, the Go-Train rides on a 5 inch thick electrically charged super-conducting alloy correct?" "Yes that is correct Dave" "Can you tell us the chemical composition of that metal over the next 20 minutes?" "Coming up next on CNN, the pope coughs, fear sweeps over the nation." |
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Communist News Network
Damn Commies You just cant trust CNN..
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Communist/Clinton News Network nothing but propaganda there
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Commie News Network
Castro News Network Canadian News Network Captain-Planet News Network Crappy News Network Al Ja Zeera~ the Jimmy Carter News Network
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Communist News Network. Based in Atlanta and once controlled by billionare, Ted Turner. The Fox News Channel's worst nightmare. CNN is extremly liberal and will rarely tell you the real story. The network will do anything to make Republicans, Christians, the religous right and those who represent or support "traditional" American values look corrupt and incompetent. I HATE CNN.
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Communist News Network
A news station widely comprised of communist commentators who care more about promoting their left-wing agenda than actual news. They are biased and unfair. Damn those sons of bitches on CNN are fucked, let flip it to FOX news.
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News for people who will believe anything. 100% propaganda. The least trusted name in news.
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