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a disorder in which someone (for no reason or basis) fears social interactions, steals randomly just to see if they can get away with it, and randomly starts dancing
Someone who is (improperly) labeled as a cleptomaniac and doesn't actually want the things they take and is afraid of people probably has a clyptomanic disorder instead.
by Allyson Stoller September 23, 2006

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