cluttersty 

A mess made entirely from clutter, stuff that can't really be put anywhere, not quite a pig-sty, cause there's nothing gross in it, just a jumble of clutter

Jeez, with all those papers, magazines and unopened mail lying around, this place sure is a cluttersty!

cluttersty by Jlicky March 14, 2009

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

cluttersome 

kluht-er-suhm > adjective - used to describe an extremely disorderly assemblage; a confused or disordered state.


Origins: Bergen County, New Jersey. Cluttersome was a mis-speak, a combination of cumbersome and cluttered. It is said that the word was accidentally created by a witty young woman (who looked no more than 25 years old), while working as a book production slave for a northern New Jersey publishing company.

Melissa had so many things to think about that her mind had become cluttersome.

cluttersome by MisaF August 26, 2007

clutters

Clutters is when someone is so ugly that clapped and butters can't describe them. If you get called clutters than you are extremely ugly and should probably consider plastic surgery.

friend 1: have you that girl shes proper clutters
friend 2: i agree

clutters by cluttersbruv123 September 24, 2018

clutterator 

A clutterator is one who enthusiastically, efficiently, and effectively eliminates clutter in all its many forms.

Think Terminator takes on hoarder. A clutterator is one who assaults clutter with a vengeance, using a bull dozer or automatic weapons, if necessary. This is the person you call when you can't take it anymore. The clutterator takes no excuses and no prisoners.

clutterator by the original clutterator October 20, 2012

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

clustersteve by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

clutters

He likes to be rude to his friends and he is very fake. He is also charming just from his fake toughness. But he will do anything for his family. If you mess with him he might come after you but he prolly won’t succeed.

Dang that clutters is a pussy ass bitch!

clutters by Oaks nation June 10, 2018