crotchface

What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.

"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.

crotchface by CRUEFAN March 14, 2011

crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface

guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!

crotchface by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

Clutchfuck

Thinking of and/or fuckin in a pressure situation. Or using fuckin to suceed in times of peril.

Your defusing a bomb and a hot girl walks by. CLUTCHFUCK!!!!!!!

Clutchfuck by Amazinglyawesomemanwhossexy October 18, 2009

crotchface

one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.

"You're such a crotchface, Lindsay!"

crotchface by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007

Clutchmate 

an animal born in the same group of eggs

if you're reading a story and something describes another as their 'clutchmate' that's basically the same thing as calling them their sibling (just in animal terms)

a few months after hatching, my Clutchmate decided to leave on their own to explore

Clutchmate by s-ibis March 26, 2021

crotchface killah 

an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.

that crotchface killah is tha shit! look at that sweet lilly rat it's right next to.

crotchface killah by jkillah41782 February 3, 2010

Clutchcakes 

Clutch is "coming through in the clutch." Something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So, if something is clutch, then it is really good because it came through at the right time.

Clutchcakes would also be something cool, but now it has a "sweet" (as in a synonym for cool) connotation to it, hence the 'cake' part of the word. Essentially, the word 'clutchcakes' takes 'clutch' to another level.

One other definition of clutchcakes are extremely good cupcakes that rival Martha Stewart's (as I imagine hers are heaven). They are especially clutch if one gets these extremely good cupcakes at the perfect time. And, one will know when is the perfect time.

So lets say you are at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "clutchcakes." so its better than just being clutch.

Clutchcakes by Radley Mayer October 29, 2010