by Mr. Jones21 January 22, 2011
cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010
The offensive strong odour of many varied clashing aftershaves and perfumes, emanating from a group of people on a night out together. Combined into one unholy stink, this stench often catches you unaware, and chokes you as you walk down a street.
It is a cluster pong. You have been cluster ponged.
It is a cluster pong. You have been cluster ponged.
Example 1:
'Holy cow, I walked right into that cluster pong, and now my head hurts.'
Example 2:
'Lets cross the street, there's a Hen party ahead and I can't breath in that kind of cluster pong, I only have two lungs.'
Example 3:
'I would love go out drinking this Friday night, but I can't handle the hellish cluster pong. Can we make it Monday morning instead?'
'Holy cow, I walked right into that cluster pong, and now my head hurts.'
Example 2:
'Lets cross the street, there's a Hen party ahead and I can't breath in that kind of cluster pong, I only have two lungs.'
Example 3:
'I would love go out drinking this Friday night, but I can't handle the hellish cluster pong. Can we make it Monday morning instead?'
by iluvwords April 25, 2009
To inform (via message) a large group of people on social networking sites (ie myspace or facebook) in an attempt to exclude members who would ordinarily be informed by posting bulletins or announcements.
Monica cluster-commented her myspace friends about her birthday party. She could have just as easily sent out a bulletin, but wanted to be selective about who she told.
by juniper love November 6, 2006
A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.
by Lord W Teezy August 14, 2011
How is life going for you these days?
My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
by charleshasideas April 26, 2010
What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck
by PaulF October 4, 2006