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Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

clumpiness 

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.
We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.
clumpiness by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018

Clempiness 

A relative measure of a combination of physiological buttock traits which result in the capture and exacerbation of one’s existing dirty butt.
I swear have the worst clempiness on earth, if I don’t shower directly after I sh*t I’ll have raw painful swamp ass all day.
Clempiness by Bbybgs December 27, 2020

Crumminesses 

Plural for the word ‘crumminess’, meaning The Horrors.
Dont get crumminessed by the crumminesses
Crumminesses by Cuttledfish September 26, 2022

cousiness 

My cousiness and I had a fallen out
cousiness by 459395 April 3, 2023

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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