Doing a Cullum 

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

Doing a Cullum by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Cullum marich 

Cullum is a very hot tall kid that is in love with alizah xx

Cullum marich : hey babe i love u :alizah: i love u too

Cullum marich by ßığßöý July 27, 2021

Chulumbo 

A fictional character with small sunglasses and a hood over her head. Chulumbos tens to travel in packs, and they love hitting a fat nae nae. Don’t mess with them or their friends will go after you.

“You see Chulumbo over yonder?”
“Yeah. Is it running towards us?”
“Yeah, we should probably run.”

Chulumbo by Walrustime September 15, 2019

CLUFU 

Clusterfuck for polite conversation or text messaging. see: clusterfuck

"The unemployement office was a total CLUFU this morning, Mom! It might be a while until I move out."

CLUFU by CLUFU_GURU February 2, 2009

clult 

A cross between a clan and a cult found in the online gaming community. A clult is a rare find, but when you stumble across one, you will know immediately! You will instantly become happier ITP (in the pants), and be surrounded by some of the hawtest people you have ever met.
BEWARE the clult! These are very addictive groups of people, and once you become a part of them, you can pretty much kiss your life goodbye! The Online RPG Runescape only has one clult.

PMFG!! Check out RELENTLESS!! What a 1337 fucking clult!!!

clult by 00psie August 28, 2006

Jamie Cullum 

A Modern-Jazz artist. Originally interested in metal bands, like Metallica, his music often has a lot of bass. His live performances are beyond faultless with perfect vocals and so much energy!

His albums so far are as follows:

*'Heard It All Before' - a rare album, only 700 worldwide, recorded using his student loan and sold at gigs.

*'Pointless Nostalgic'(2001/2)- Primarily a self-funded record, but evetually picked up by Candid records. Has a mixture of fantastic covers and own songs .

*'Twenty-Something'(2003)- released 20th October 2003, on Universal Classics and Jazz label. An album of hugely different sounds ranging from songs taken from 70 years ago to songs written by himself and his brother, Ben.

*'Catching Tales'(2005) - released September 26th 2005. This album has a completely different sound and feel to his previous albums. It shows how much he has grown and matured, not just musically and vocally, but also lyrically. It features an outstanding cover of 'Catch The Sun' by Doves. Jamie's best album so far.

*You can also buy the 'Live At Blenheim Palace' album and DVD, as well as Piano/guitar/vocal books for 'Twenty-Something' and 'Catching Tales'.

Jamie Cullum is the only modern-jazz artist with so much raw talent and love of music.

Jamie Cullum by flyaninnocentlife February 13, 2007

Jake Cluley 

When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.

"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"

Jake Cluley by K daawg March 19, 2022