Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit
all the way downstairs while I was
getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96
funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “