clientside

Anything that occurs on the client in a client-server relationship. For example, CSS is clientside because it's used by the browser. PHP is serverside (the opposite of clientside) because it's used by the server.

XHTML and CSS are clientside languages.

clientside by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

Clents 

Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.

A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.

See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.

Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!

Clents by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022

Clents 

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.

That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!

Clents by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022

Stutter clients 

Stutter Clients are people that make you want to say "Did I fucking stutter"

Coworker: "That seemed like a long phone call"
You: "Yeah, had to tell them when our next available was three times"
Coworker "Fucking Stutter Clients"

Stutter clients by Iluvetel September 13, 2020

Cluent 

A hybrid of "Clue" and "Client" indicating that the client doesn't have a fucking clue about what they are going on about and are generally a costly waste of space.

I had been working for a client for several weeks until I realised they were really a cluent.

Cluent by _LisWork October 18, 2008

clientsplaining 

When your client argues and demand things against your recommendation in a field he has no clue about and especially hired you to fill that lack of knowledge

I hired you because you're the expert, but i'm the expert now

clientsplaining

clientsplaining by husstle November 4, 2017

clentseanna 

Clentseanna is a very funny person where if she laughs she will get you to laugh.Clentseanna is very pretty,smart,and has a lot of friends.She will be a type of person to be out spoken and you talk smack about her she will have you say it to her face.Clentseanna can sometimes show her emotions.And Clentseanna is a very nice,pretty,smart person

Clentseanna-beautiful

clentseanna by MandletheHandle October 25, 2019