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clubber lang 

You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.

So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".
Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!
clubber lang by Dobber April 8, 2005
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Clubber Lang Style 

To foam at the mouth and create a scene.
Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.
Clubber Lang Style by RyanREV July 13, 2010

clubber lange 

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!
clubber lange by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

clubber langed 

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008

Clubber langed 

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer
"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"
Clubber langed by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

Clubberlang 

You know the guy you play Xbox or PlayStation with who always plays like he just started playing?That is a Clubberlang.

The Clubberlang always lets down the team and RARELY, if ever, comes in clutch.
Damnit, John joined the Warzone squad. He’s such a “Clubberlang”.
Clubberlang by Don Chitling October 15, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026