Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich
"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"
by hairyotterboy December 27, 2006
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A fan clubber is a girl that gets all dolled up to go to night clubs & get free drinks & dance with guys they just met that night. The fan clubber will ALWAYS say that it's "Girls night out" whenever she wants to go fan clubbing with her girlfriends. They do this because their in search of building their fan club and adding more guys to their long list of dudes they go out and party with. They'll go dancing and accept free drinks from dudes that only want an easy buzzed chick to hook up with. The guy's they're out flirting with they usually also exchange phone numbers with. Fan clubbers will always refer to the new guys they met as "just friends." The reason why their called fan clubbers is because they typically have no intention of hooking up with the guys they flirt with but, that doesn't mean they won't because if you get a fan clubber buzzed or especially drunk, it's not terribly difficult to hook up with one.
I took Teresa out to dinner, then we went dancing and I bought her like 2 or 3 drinks and she still wouldn't hook up with me. She's just another fan clubber.
by Double Dawg May 11, 2008
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Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing
Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "
by Avalon_the_Infected March 31, 2005
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Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming
An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.
by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005
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a rampant homosexual terrorizing the gay community in Newcastle (and recently Australia) with his outrageous campness
by Toni August 12, 2003
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