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clownfister 

noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.
I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.
clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

clownsumer 

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.
Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.
clownsumer by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008

Clownstitute 

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clownsourcing 

the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.

clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.
I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.
clownsourcing by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011

clownitis 

A curious redness surrounding the mouth region of one's face. Clownitis is often accompanied by extreme acne in the same region.
Jim: Did that kid get punched in the mouth?
Rondell: No thats just his clownitis, he's had it for months.
clownitis by Bertrand McNally November 3, 2005
See also: Juggalo
A fan of the Insane Clown Posse or their affiliates. Notorious for their insecurities, low self esteem and even lower intelligence, Juggalos/Clownvicts spend their free time doing drugs, masturbating, starting internet fights with "haters", bellyaching about haters, and listening to horrible music. Clownvicts/juggalos abhor bathing, spelling correctly, self improvement, politeness, and open mindedness. They are also famous for claiming to "not give a fuck about da haters" yet throwing childish tantrums when confronted with simple disagreements.
I wish someone would tell these clownvicts to shut the hell up...
clownvict by chingparr October 2, 2013