Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.

Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.

Closet Gay by VerusVissum February 17, 2015

closetable 

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

closetable by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

Closetplay

Closetplay is cosplay using items that one has in one’s closet — the costume generally approximates a specific character but might not be completely accurate, because the articles of clothing involved are for everyday wear.

I closetplayed my favourite Final Fantasy character the other day just for fun.

Closetplay by enby-enby-enby August 11, 2018

in the closet gay 

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

in the closet gay by Camiashit May 22, 2021

Closety 

1. Acting like you are in the closet

2. Making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will assuredly make others wonder about your hetro to homo ratio.

He's more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.

Closety by Arden187 June 1, 2010

Closet Gay

A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?

Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*

Closet Gay by Skialian January 5, 2014

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

Closet Gay by Skialian January 5, 2014