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1. Acting like you are in the closet

2. Making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will assuredly make others wonder about your hetro to homo ratio.
He's more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.
by Arden187 June 01, 2010
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