One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.
I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!
by TyCoLicious January 22, 2011
Can you define these popular missing words?
A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.
The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.
by RoootBeeer April 06, 2010